hearthstoneblitz:

if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:

- digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms

- finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess

- launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content

- the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death

(via balconyscene)

snowypinkbunnies:

Us: hey tumblr can you get rid of the porn bots?

Tumblr: of course! We’ll get rid of the the art of a girl wearing a tank top, a shirtless guy, creative expression using slight nudity, a goat screaming, a head up picture of a male, nsfw jokes-

Us: Uh, that’s not what we asked for. We just wanted the porn bots gone

Tumblr: Yeah! They are gone! Some other things may have been pulled as well-

Us:YOU’RE RUINING YOUR SITE AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN GET RID OF THE DAMN PORN BOTS YOU JUST MADE THINGS WORSE WHAT THE FU-

(via windowbutton)

beyoncescock:

me doing homework:

  • pees
  • checks fridge
  • drinks water
  • *looks at clock*
  • “i still have plenty of time”
  • scrolls tumblr
  • opens youtube for relaxing music-
  • then finding myself watching cute cats and dogs
  • opens new tab to finally start homework but instead types tumblr.com
  • “i need a 15 min break i deserve this”
  • *30 mins after, still scrolling through my dash*
  • *staring at the wall trying to find the answers
  • but ends up thinking what i’ll eat next*
  • *looks around trying to find someone to blame for my life*
  • *does something irrelevant*
  • “im so tired!!!“
  • *sleeps*
  • *wakes to pee*
  • *looks at clock*
  • *cries*

(via shia-labae)

notoriouslye:

speak to people in such a way that if they died the next day you were satisfied with the last thing you said to them

(via 360x)

6i:

you only feel lonely because you want something.

stop wanting. you are whole. detach yourself from the feeling of need. you are enough.

(via 360x)


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